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Whitney hologram, drugs & dead pop stars

WHITNEY back on stage LIVE! What? Well, not quite. Whitney Houston, who was under the influence of cocaine when she drowned in her bathtub, is now touring as a hologram. She appears laughing and smiling with a live band and live dancers.  It’s a glamorous show with great songs. Everyone live apart from Whitney. The […]

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SLAVE TO YOUR COMPUTER?

THAT universal thinker Stephen Hawking said it. Artificial intelligence will one day control man. Alan Turing inventor of the computer predicted a similar outcome. Now Johnny Dysfunctional has echoed their doomsday prophecies in his song. ‘Artificial Intelligence Is Out To Get Us.’ In an age of wholesale technological takeover of mankind, Johnny found it increasingly […]

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Don’t stop the sexy surgery Jane Fonda

Don’t give up Jane Fonda. At 82 she says she’s had enough cosmetic surgery. No you haven’t Ms Fonda, actress and Oscar winner. All you need right now is a role model. We recommend Ella Rockafella. Ella from the USA sings with Johnny Dysfunctional. Ella argues: “Jane should not let herself go. I, myself am […]

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Johnny’s song to rescue Trump

PRESIDENT Trump is like Marmite. People love or hate him. Johnny has applied to the White House for the position of Media Chief. He suggested that the President should react to all the awful things that are said about him. And Johnny has written a song for the Leader of the West to sing to […]

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A HIT IN GREECE

 JOHNNY reached No2 in the Greece charts with his co-written song ‘Big Romance’ and it involved him in a sex-swap. He glammed-up to become Angel Deelite and unbelievably but true was only kept from the top of the charts by US megastar Shakira. Here is the chart …. Johnny said: “I suppose Shakira deserved the […]

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SONG FOR CELINE

JOHNNY was signed to a publishing deal by the legendary USA A&R giant Don Casale who recorded pop greats like Aretha Franklin, Delaney and Bonnie and Billy Joel. Don got Johnny’s self-penned song ‘Broken’ recorded and it only just missed-out as a cut on a Celine Dion album. “That nearly paid the rent for a […]

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GOODBYE KIRK

KIRK Douglas is dead and now it can be revealed … Kirk was a Johnny Dysfunctional fan. They met on the film set of ‘Spartacus’ when Johnny was a film extra in a crowd scene. Kirk a Hollywood ‘great.’ told Johnny later. “Johnny your appearance wearing a loin cloth was the making of that movie.” […]

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Johnny plays Karen & Elvis!

Johnny played three major pop music icons – Elvis, John Lennon and none other than Karen Carpenter in his self-penned show ‘Come Back to Blackpool Karen Carpenter.’ The show played to sell out audiences and Johnny sang all of Karen’s greatest hits. This is what an impressed reviewer said. The Grove Hotel This is a […]