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Victim of revenge porn – the song

Johnny Dysfunctional’s new musical release is ‘Revenge Porn Victim.’ He wrote and sings about revenge porn from the perspective of the victim.  The worldwide incidence of Revenge Porn, publicising private images without consent is increasing and victims of all ages – mainly women – claim to have had their lives destroyed by it and some […]

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Lamborghini heavenly intervention

ANY Johnny Dysfunctional follower will know that if a Lamborghini is involved in a road accident with another car – it almost invariably involves the Maker…. And we’re not referring here to the maker’s of the reputed ‘Best Car in the World’ the ace Lamborghini priced at up to £271,146 – but of that Maker, […]

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Shakespeare Returns to Rap

WHAT would Shakespeare say were he alive today? Wait no longer to find out. The Bard is back and is none too pleased with how his work is perceived in the 21st century. He is particularly angry that he is now embraced by the establishment and his works taught in schools and colleges in the […]

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PREDICTIONS 2021

PREDICTIONS. Now the world is in lockdown what will 2021 bring should ‘normality’ return. Out of the dust comes Johnny Dysfunctional’s crystal ball used to tell fortunes on Blackpool pier for former clients. Yes, everyone there is a future after Covid-19 …. 2021 Births boom. Corona Babies – numbers of new born C-Babies worldwide dwarfs […]

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DO THE RIGHT THINGS: BEAT THE VIRUS

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Whitney hologram, drugs & dead pop stars

WHITNEY back on stage LIVE! What? Well, not quite. Whitney Houston, who was under the influence of cocaine when she drowned in her bathtub, is now touring as a hologram. She appears laughing and smiling with a live band and live dancers.  It’s a glamorous show with great songs. Everyone live apart from Whitney. The […]

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SLAVE TO YOUR COMPUTER?

THAT universal thinker Stephen Hawking said it. Artificial intelligence will one day control man. Alan Turing inventor of the computer predicted a similar outcome. Now Johnny Dysfunctional has echoed their doomsday prophecies in his song. ‘Artificial Intelligence Is Out To Get Us.’ In an age of wholesale technological takeover of mankind, Johnny found it increasingly […]

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Don’t stop the sexy surgery Jane Fonda

Don’t give up Jane Fonda. At 82 she says she’s had enough cosmetic surgery. No you haven’t Ms Fonda, actress and Oscar winner. All you need right now is a role model. We recommend Ella Rockafella. Ella from the USA sings with Johnny Dysfunctional. Ella argues: “Jane should not let herself go. I, myself am […]

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Johnny’s song to rescue Trump

PRESIDENT Trump is like Marmite. People love or hate him. Johnny has applied to the White House for the position of Media Chief. He suggested that the President should react to all the awful things that are said about him. And Johnny has written a song for the Leader of the West to sing to […]

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A HIT IN GREECE

 JOHNNY reached No2 in the Greece charts with his co-written song ‘Big Romance’ and it involved him in a sex-swap. He glammed-up to become Angel Deelite and unbelievably but true was only kept from the top of the charts by US megastar Shakira. Here is the chart …. Johnny said: “I suppose Shakira deserved the […]