When the cost of living is killing you and they say the recession hasn’t yet hit us yet who are they kidding? Are things really going to get even worse come winter, as predicted? How can the needy and those on the breadline cope with the current inflated increases in the price of food and […]
Noone has the time to talk, they pass you glued to mobile phones …
RIP Eva White, Liverpool stabbed to death in Liverpool. Eva, just 12, one of a growing number of young people killed by knife or by gun. Merseyside Police said officers found Ava collapsed on the ground with “catastrophic injuries” in Church Alley. ‘Knife and Gun Crime, what a waste, what a terrible waste of innocent […]
ALIENS have remarkably contacted a rock singer to publicise their fears for planet earth. Johnny Dysfunctional has now had the message and song that Aliens gave him called ‘Save Yor Planet’ played on Radio 6 by DJ Tom Robinson, who has since lost his show. Dysfunctional says: “Now there is a conspiracy that the government […]
HERE is a medley featuring songs performed in their entirety in the Cool Cabaret solo act: Frankie Valli’s ‘Can’t Take My Eyes off You’, The Temptations ‘My Girl’, Freddy Mercury & Platters hit ‘The Great Pretender,’ Roy Orbison’s ‘Pretty Woman,’ Johnny Nash’s ‘I Can See Clearly’ & finally The Real Things ‘You To Me Are […]
THERE are estimated to be a quarter of a million or more Elvis impersonators around the globe. The real Elvis played his last gig in Indiana, USA, in 1977. He shuffled off his mortal coil after a heart attack in the same year. So what is the attraction of impersonating Elvis? Elvis fans will say […]
IT COMES as no surprise to Johnny Dysfunctional that prescriptions for Viagra have more than doubled in the last decade. For it was a decade ago that Johnny began his crusade to help men in need by singing his song ‘Viagra’ at gigs. The songs tells of one-man’s erectile dysfunctional problem. This week it was […]
WHEN Johnny Dysfunctional isn’t on stage you’ll sometimes find Ella Fella squeezing in one of her own compositions as she deputises. Other times when she’s had a few glasses of wine she’ll push Johnny aside to get on the microphone. “Such is mah love of singin’ n performin’” she says. On this clip she performs […]
Do be careful what you think or create and the more bizarre your idea is, the more careful you should be about setting it free – because once that idea departs the caverns of your mind it might just root itself in reality and then even come back to bite you. Johnny Dysfunctional’s last penned […]
Johnny Dysfunctional set the ball rolling with his Shakespeare Rap – which you can listen to here … What would Shakespeare say about the current use of his work if he came back today? Johnny lists the Bard’s grumbles in the song. Now Oscar winning actress Helen Mirren says pupils should not be taught Shakespeare […]