When the cost of living is killing you and they say the recession hasn’t yet hit us yet who are they kidding? Are things really going to get even worse come winter, as predicted? How can the needy and those on the breadline cope with the current inflated increases in the price of food and […]
ALIENS have remarkably contacted a rock singer to publicise their fears for planet earth. Johnny Dysfunctional has now had the message and song that Aliens gave him called ‘Save Yor Planet’ played on Radio 6 by DJ Tom Robinson, who has since lost his show. Dysfunctional says: “Now there is a conspiracy that the government […]
Johnny Dysfunctional set the ball rolling with his Shakespeare Rap – which you can listen to here … What would Shakespeare say about the current use of his work if he came back today? Johnny lists the Bard’s grumbles in the song. Now Oscar winning actress Helen Mirren says pupils should not be taught Shakespeare […]
HERE is a bullying song from Johnny Dysfunctional sung from the perspective of a victim. Home Secretary Priti Patel has avoided the sack or being transferred from her post (so far) though an investigation has ruled that she DID bully Civil Service staff. Her accuser Sir Phillip Rutnam says she created fear among staff at […]
A QUARTER of people polled across 11 countries are open to finding love with a robot, it has been reported. Researchers from the University of Twente, in the Netherlands, surveyed 11,000 people. It’s a shame they didn’t consult Johnny Dysfunctional about his attempts to form a relationship with a virtual reality girl. Johnny warns us […]
Don’t give up Jane Fonda. At 82 she says she’s had enough cosmetic surgery. No you haven’t Ms Fonda, actress and Oscar winner. All you need right now is a role model. We recommend Ella Rockafella. Ella from the USA sings with Johnny Dysfunctional. Ella argues: “Jane should not let herself go. I, myself am […]