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Long Hot Steamy Summer of Love

This is my summer release forever. Every year in the future. I do love it – I wrote the lyric and topline line melody and Rik Conway produced the instrumentation. This week Spotify announced that on my site with them, unpaid for I may add, I had 1,574 listeners to this track during June which […]

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Recession sing-a-long song for us all …

When the cost of living is killing you and they say the recession hasn’t yet hit us yet who are they kidding? Are things really going to get even worse come winter, as predicted? How can the needy and those on the breadline cope with the current inflated increases in the price of food and […]

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ALIENS CLIMATE ADVICE SHOCKER

ALIENS have remarkably contacted a rock singer to publicise their fears for planet earth. Johnny Dysfunctional has now had the message and song that Aliens gave him called ‘Save Yor Planet’ played on Radio 6 by DJ Tom Robinson, who has since lost his show. Dysfunctional says: “Now there is a conspiracy that the government […]

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NO BARD FOR KIDS IN SCHOOL SAYS HELEN

Johnny Dysfunctional set the ball rolling with his Shakespeare Rap – which you can listen to here … What would Shakespeare say about the current use of his work if he came back today? Johnny lists the Bard’s grumbles in the song. Now Oscar winning actress Helen Mirren says pupils should not be taught Shakespeare […]

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OH YOU PRITI THING

HERE is a bullying song from Johnny Dysfunctional sung from the perspective of a victim. Home Secretary Priti Patel has avoided the sack or being transferred from her post (so far) though an investigation has ruled that she DID bully Civil Service staff. Her accuser Sir Phillip Rutnam says she created fear among staff at […]

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ROBOT LOVE

A QUARTER of people polled across 11 countries are open to finding love with a robot, it has been reported. Researchers from the University of Twente, in the Netherlands, surveyed 11,000 people. It’s a shame they didn’t consult Johnny Dysfunctional about his attempts to form a relationship with a virtual reality girl. Johnny warns us […]

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Don’t stop the sexy surgery Jane Fonda

Don’t give up Jane Fonda. At 82 she says she’s had enough cosmetic surgery. No you haven’t Ms Fonda, actress and Oscar winner. All you need right now is a role model. We recommend Ella Rockafella. Ella from the USA sings with Johnny Dysfunctional. Ella argues: “Jane should not let herself go. I, myself am […]