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NO BARD FOR KIDS IN SCHOOL SAYS HELEN

Johnny Dysfunctional set the ball rolling with his Shakespeare Rap – which you can listen to here … What would Shakespeare say about the current use of his work if he came back today? Johnny lists the Bard’s grumbles in the song. Now Oscar winning actress Helen Mirren says pupils should not be taught Shakespeare […]

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OH YOU PRITI THING

HERE is a bullying song from Johnny Dysfunctional sung from the perspective of a victim. Home Secretary Priti Patel has avoided the sack or being transferred from her post (so far) though an investigation has ruled that she DID bully Civil Service staff. Her accuser Sir Phillip Rutnam says she created fear among staff at […]

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ROBOT LOVE

A QUARTER of people polled across 11 countries are open to finding love with a robot, it has been reported. Researchers from the University of Twente, in the Netherlands, surveyed 11,000 people. It’s a shame they didn’t consult Johnny Dysfunctional about his attempts to form a relationship with a virtual reality girl. Johnny warns us […]

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Don’t stop the sexy surgery Jane Fonda

Don’t give up Jane Fonda. At 82 she says she’s had enough cosmetic surgery. No you haven’t Ms Fonda, actress and Oscar winner. All you need right now is a role model. We recommend Ella Rockafella. Ella from the USA sings with Johnny Dysfunctional. Ella argues: “Jane should not let herself go. I, myself am […]