Serious concerns have been raised that some music causes violence through the use of lyrics and imagery which glorify gang crime and violence. So where do kids hear the opposite viewpoint from songs that knife and gun crime is just a waste of innocent lives. Is radio playing protest songs against knife and gun crime violence that is sweeping […]
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ALIENS CLIMATE ADVICE SHOCKER
ALIENS have remarkably contacted a rock singer to publicise their fears for planet earth. Johnny Dysfunctional has now had the message and song that Aliens gave him called ‘Save Yor Planet’ played on Radio 6 by DJ Tom Robinson, who has since lost his show. Dysfunctional says: “Now there is a conspiracy that the government […]
HERE is a medley featuring songs performed in their entirety in the Cool Cabaret solo act: Frankie Valli’s ‘Can’t Take My Eyes off You’, The Temptations ‘My Girl’, Freddy Mercury & Platters hit ‘The Great Pretender,’ Roy Orbison’s ‘Pretty Woman,’ Johnny Nash’s ‘I Can See Clearly’ & finally The Real Things ‘You To Me Are […]
MOST IMPERSONATED MAN EVER?
THERE are estimated to be a quarter of a million or more Elvis impersonators around the globe. The real Elvis played his last gig in Indiana, USA, in 1977. He shuffled off his mortal coil after a heart attack in the same year. So what is the attraction of impersonating Elvis? Elvis fans will say […]
VIAGRA BOOM & AND THAT SONG!
IT COMES as no surprise to Johnny Dysfunctional that prescriptions for Viagra have more than doubled in the last decade. For it was a decade ago that Johnny began his crusade to help men in need by singing his song ‘Viagra’ at gigs. The songs tells of one-man’s erectile dysfunctional problem. This week it was […]
Ella Fella sings ‘Cosmetic Surgery’
WHEN Johnny Dysfunctional isn’t on stage you’ll sometimes find Ella Fella squeezing in one of her own compositions as she deputises. Other times when she’s had a few glasses of wine she’ll push Johnny aside to get on the microphone. “Such is mah love of singin’ n performin’” she says. On this clip she performs […]
NO BARD FOR KIDS IN SCHOOL SAYS HELEN
Johnny Dysfunctional set the ball rolling with his Shakespeare Rap – which you can listen to here … What would Shakespeare say about the current use of his work if he came back today? Johnny lists the Bard’s grumbles in the song. Now Oscar winning actress Helen Mirren says pupils should not be taught Shakespeare […]
DO THE RIGHT THINGS: BEAT THE VIRUS
Whitney hologram, drugs & dead pop stars
WHITNEY back on stage LIVE! What? Well, not quite. Whitney Houston, who was under the influence of cocaine when she drowned in her bathtub, is now touring as a hologram. She appears laughing and smiling with a live band and live dancers. It’s a glamorous show with great songs. Everyone live apart from Whitney. The […]
SLAVE TO YOUR COMPUTER?
THAT universal thinker Stephen Hawking said it. Artificial intelligence will one day control man. Alan Turing inventor of the computer predicted a similar outcome. Now Johnny Dysfunctional has echoed their doomsday prophecies in his song. ‘Artificial Intelligence Is Out To Get Us.’ In an age of wholesale technological takeover of mankind, Johnny found it increasingly […]