Serial Killers – Find A Way To My Bed

IT WAS my first date with Gloria, so I was a little perplexed when she produced a document; it was my last will and testament, made even more strange by the fact that we were in bed at the time attempting a new position.

The document stated that in the event of my unatural death I would leave everything to her. OK?

Momma always did say that I attracted the wrong kind of woman. I should have listened to momma.

Serial Killers, serial killers find a way to my bed …….