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ALIENS CLIMATE ADVICE SHOCKER

ALIENS have remarkably contacted a rock singer to publicise their fears for planet earth.

Johnny Dysfunctional has now had the message and song that Aliens gave him called ‘Save Yor Planet’ played on Radio 6 by DJ Tom Robinson, who has since lost his show. Dysfunctional says: “Now there is a conspiracy that the government has clamped down on the public hearing the song because it might put the fear of God into them – if they believe in God, of course.”

The United States government has said there is no explanation for dozens of UFO’s seen by its military pilots. Dysfunctional says: “They’re here!”

“I don’t know why they chose me but now I have a duty to pass on their message. It tells humans time is running out to save their planet.”

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